Best poker jokes to laugh with for a break
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Whether you are at the winning side or at the losing side of your poker career, do not ever forget to have a room for laughter and fun at all times. To give you a good laugh while having a break on your poker games, below are some of the best poker jokes ever collected online.
1. Good Hand
A 12-year-old boy comes home from school and excitedly walks in into his parent’s room. As he enters, mom and dad are on the bed making love. The boy asks his parents “What are you doing?” dad answers, “Playing poker, now get out of here.” He then goes to his older sister’s room only to find her out with her boyfriend on bed making love. The boy again asks “What are you doing?” sister replied, “Playing poker, now get out of here”. The boy then decided to proceed into his older brother’s room finding him masturbating. The boy then asks “What are you doing?” brother replied “Playing poker”. The boy then asks “I thought it takes two to play poker?” brother then replied “NOT if you have a GOOD HAND.”
2. Blonde Poker Player
Have you heard about the blonde poker player who brought with her a bag of frozen French Fries to a poker game? She was being told by someone to bring her own CHIPS.
3. The Poker Players Wife
There was this group of poker players that were playing until after midnight when one of the players returned from the bathroom with an urgent message to tell. The player said to the host “Bruce, listen, Richard is in the kitchen making love with your wife.” Richard then said, “OK that’s it, this is definitely the LAST DEAL.”
4. Shuffling the horses
A friend is talking to his friend who is one of those lucky players who almost draws at all times whatever he need to have a winning hand in poker but loses big amounts in at the races. The friend asks to a friend, “why this was the case?” his friend replied, “Well… they won’t allow me to shuffle the horses.”
5. Poker Doctors
While at home, a doctors phone rang and as he answers, a familiar voice of a colleague from the other end of the line said “We need a fourth for poker.” The doctor whispered, “I’ll be right over,” and immediately put on his coat. His wife then ask “Is it serious?” the doctor answered gravely “Oh yes, quite serious. In fact, three doctors who are already there!”
6. Poker Cheating
Once there were four cowboys playing poker. There was a lot of money at stake as the cards were dealt. Each of them are keeping close eyes with one another and when time comes that one of them called the hand and laid out his cards, another player stood up in amazement and said “Hey! George is cheating. He is not playing the cards that I dealt him!”
